Conservative Party chaos doesn't always have to involve Boris Johnson

I attempted in vain to take a step back from politics due to it being my birthday on Sunday but alas I needed to watch the leadership debates to witness whose attempt at convincing people they weren’t psychopaths was the best.

Sunday’s debate on ITV was particularly unedifying - at least if you’re a Conservative shaking your head and left muttering, ‘the state of it.’ 

Laying face down in the kids’ swimming pool to avoid the heat [of the debate, of course] would have to wait until Monday for most Conservative members, I’m afraid.