Crikey Pt. V - "Retreat!" says the Prime Minister

If you had an opportunity to read my previous article on Corrine Stockheath - sorry, wait, Sebastian Fox. Wait, no, sorry, Michael Green. NO! My apologies - fake news - Grant Shapps, you’ll know how much of a halfwit I think he is [actually, I know he’s a halfwit]. 

But where Grant Shapps has met my ire is that he’s taken the opportunity to fly over my h…