Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy: The Tory Party Conference 2021

Of course, you’ll know who the most working class Tory is based on the fact they’ll be slavishly attending the conference having crawled on their hands and knees across Cumbria after running out of petrol somewhere around Windermere. 

Such is one possible fate that might have befallen Mark Jenkinson MP before he is beckoned by the sound of the Mos Eisley…